is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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