We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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