Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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