Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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