i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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