dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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