yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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