then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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