Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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