i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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