Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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