My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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