So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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