My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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