spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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