My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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