I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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