We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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