dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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