i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Bring me that man meat
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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