I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
of course. lets lasso hookers.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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