she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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