Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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