there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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