You really coming over, don't trick.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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