girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Panties = found
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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