im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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