i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky