So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities