Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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