I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Hippo gnu deer
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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