My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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