he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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