never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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