I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
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