drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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