and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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