I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We talked him into tasing himself.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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