talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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