Your tits are I can't wait for
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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