Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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