Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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