I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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