FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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