i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
