Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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