I am full of burrito and curiosity
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He has the fingertips of a God
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