This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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