Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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