Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Randomize
