There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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