Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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