I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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