Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Soap is not a condiment
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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