I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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