god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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