I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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