I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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