The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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