Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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